How would you kill mario?

How would you kill mario?



I'd get a poision shroom
shove it in his mouth
Push him off a cliff
And make bowser puke on him.

I'd hit him with a baseball bat with a nail stuck thru the top.

*has a mario cap on*
Moma..Miiiiaaa???
MOMA MIIIAAAA! *runs from boywhoflies*

Lol!

I'd set everything he cares about on fire and then he'd commit suicide. :3

That's a good idea.

You woul'nt light Peach, Luigi, ect. on fire, though, would you?

I would get a goomba generator pipe and then i would give those goombas Mega mushrooms so they would grow big and kill mario.

Sounds good!
Wired how a guy who can throw a giant dino-turtle thing that brethes fire and is 5 times his size(bowser) around like nobodys buizinss is so weak he gets killed by a talking evil mushroom walking at him 0.1 km/h.

Next edition:
When he will be in a boss battle, ill throw a mini mushroom at him so the enemy would play with him as a cat does with a mice.

What would you do if you had a mini and mega?

Eat mega myself and kill them both.

Good idea.

I would play "Rock, Paper, Shotgun" with him.

boywhoflies wrote:That's a good idea.

You woul'nt light Peach, Luigi, ect. on fire, though, would you?

Yes.
Yes I would.

@^_^:

@dashtrap:What about Weegee?

If Mario cares about Weegee, yes. Weegee would burn.

I should of not asked that.It's a stupid question.

He would not care about Weegee, noone pays attention to him.

Pikachu:Hey, NOONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO ME ANYMORE!
Weegee:Now you know how LU-WEEGEE feels.